I Should Be on the Judiciary Committee

The questions I would ask Gonzales if I had the opportunity to interrogate him today:

· How old were you when you first started lying, what did you generally lie about, and who was your lying mentor?

· Could be please describe your lying progress between that age and the time you started classes at Harvard?

· Is your lying one of those compulsive things that invite extreme self-loathing and a tragic personal life, or is it more of a snarky hobby to pass the time when you’re at the office?

· When you told us that you had nothing to do with the U.S. attorney firings, was it more fun to lie to my face, Sen. Specter’s face, or Sen. Schumer’s face?

· After we force your resignation, will you continue lying and get a book deal or go to rehab and get a book deal?

· Is this the last office you think you’ll be occupying and lying about, or will you run for something in Texas?

· Since you don’t believe the right to habeas corpus is spelled out in the Constitution, it's logical to assume you think it’s okay to grant titles of nobility. May we christen you the Marquis de Liars?

I think the storm simply found its teacup with this whole U.S. Attorneys debacle, but Gonzales is a lackey and a fraud and needs to go. Please, please, let us be free of this reptile.