Saturday, March 31, 2007

Because the Immaturity Market Will Never Be Saturated

We’re not politics/culture/media chauvinists here at The Broken Watch. John Rogers at Kung Fu Monkey posted this tiny masterpiece back in 2004, and I’ve been dying to share it:

Top 10 John Wayne movies that could also be porn titles

10.) Men Without Women (1930)
9.) Rough Romance (1930)
8.) Seven Men from Now (1956)
7.) Girls Demand Excitement (1931)
6.) Maker of Men (1931) or Two Fisted Law (1932) -- tie
5.) Ride Him, Cowboy (1932)
4.) His Private Secretary (1933)
3.) The Star Packer (1934)
2.) Pals of the Saddle (1938)

And the winner is:

1.) Chisum (1970)

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